1. Are looks important in a relationship?
They don’t hurt, I’m sure, but no not at all.
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
They are worth trying. Yes.
3. Are you a virgin?
No, I am not a virgin.
4. Are you in a relationship?
Currently yes. I am!
5. Are you in love?
Yes I am, I’m also happy no other girl I’ve been with compares.
6. Are you single this year?
No, can you not read? I swear i told you I was in a relationship.
7. Can you commit to one person?
I can. It takes a lot of work, but it’s been very possible.
8. Describe your crush
She’s like the Latin version of my girlfriend. Oh and also Rosario Dawson!
9. Describe your perfect mate
WTF…… My dick, that pussy. I dunno?
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Fuck yea, but don’t be fooled. That shit will get you in trouble.
11. Do you ever want to get married?
Yes I do. I want to have a super huge wedding too!
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
Never had to, probably won’t!!
13. Do you get jealous easily?
Yea I do, but that’s cause I’m an Aquarius. I think?
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Yep. I kinda do.
15. Do you have any piercings?
My ears were pierced a total of 3 times, but I don’t know if they have closed up or not, it’s been awhile.
16. Do you have any tattoos?
I have 4 tattoos total.
17. Do you like kissing in public?
I doesn’t phase me. Not one bit.
20. Do you shower every day?
Nope, not anymore. On my lazy days, where I don’t leave the house, I can go about 20 without one.
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
I’m pretty damn sure of it. I am that type of guy ya know. Lol
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Always, well……. Maybe not if she’s sleeping right now. But hopefully she is rubbing one out to the thought of me.!
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
I’ve been at it for over 6 years now. I’m fucking awesome cuz!!!
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
Yep. Damn sure that’s how it’ll play out.
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
I am already.
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
Yes. It makes a person feel special to hear that.
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
No………… Fucking haters.
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yep…….. Fucking SLoRES!
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
Nope.
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
Bigger penis. I watch porn, so my insecurity gauge is all fucked up. Like who the fuck is born with a Johnson the size of Florida….? Come on! Lol
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
A girl. But even thugs cry.
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
Gimme a definition and I will let you know.
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
No thankyou. My butthole is strictly for toilet paper and boxer briefs.
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Yep.
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Come to think of it, no. Only bitches like a bit younger, never older. Hmmmm.
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
Well I liked a girl and then she hit me with the best friend thing. Total brain fuck!
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
Naw. I’m cool like that.
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Yep, I sure did. She was a cheerleader. Lol
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
ALL THE DAM TIME…… I guess I’m a hopeless romantic. But that’s better than being a homeless romantic, right!?
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
Yea, I’m cool like that!
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
YES! And planning on more!
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
Shit like 12 seconds. I mean who eats cookies without milk!? Ya know?
43. How long was your longest relationship?
6 years and counting now, but prior to this one, my longest has only been 1 month. Then she broke up with me on black planet. Lmmfao
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
1, 2, 3…….
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
I don’t fucking know…. Really low numbers, like 1.
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
Sigh……… Who is in charge of making these questions.
47. How old are you?
28 bitch! What’s it to ya?
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
I don’t know. But I should say, well I’m sure I could fuck you better.
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
Her crazy self. She makes me laugh, and that’s hard as fuck to do.
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
Yep, then anal fuck the shot out of her and then make her my slave.
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
Yea, sure. Are we talking like murder, or secret spy stuff too?
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
Fuck yea! Maybe cause I just don’t understand girls that much. Or maybe she was a hoe and doesnt know what’s really good. I dunno.
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are with?
I hope not. Shit if so, get like me bitch.
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
Lots of people.
55. Share a relationship story.
I fucked a bitch, don’t remember her name. Hahahahahaha. Epic Fail!
56. State 8 facts about your body
I’m Chubby cause eating is the new hot sport. I have stunning eyes if you take the time to look at them close enough, ya know in my zone. I’m comfortable with it. I’m only 5’ 8”. I don’t have much ass, lol. My beard is fuzzy. My eyebrows are like thin, chicks think pluck. I’m semi hairy.
57. Things you want to say to an ex.
Whelp, that was great sex……. NOW LEAVE!
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
Make me laugh, love yourself, like to live outside the box sometimes, have a nice ass, like me for me.
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
Www.facebook.com/ChunkieSoup702
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
Ummm I dated like a 16 year old chick when I was 18 or 19.
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
Ass, smile, or teeth…. If she dressed like a $5 dollar slut, then her tits.
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
Wake me up in the morning by sucking my dick. Oh wait, she’s done that before. Okay, make that 2-3 girls and I’m sold. Lol
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
Slow grind fucking… No crazy porn shit, just and slow motion fuck like we on the dance floor while 112 is playing, or some ol school Usher.
64. What is your definition of cheating?
Getting more than your fairs hare without you partner knowing. Any type of intercourse.
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
Kissing games work.
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
Oh no, big black man!! Lol
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
Well, really quick I’m down for a show, dinner, drinks, a few arcade games, and not having to drive! I could go deeper, but I’m not giving away my secrets.
68. What is your sexual orientation?
Often… Loo I love me some pussy. I’m really wanting to try a threesome or more.
69. What turns you off?
Being sticky, and needing a shower. But from a girl, prolly over aggression. Don’t out do me, just do me.
70. What turns you on?
I plead the fifth….. Oh wait, everything.
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
Asians mainly. Toto www.thickasians.co and you’ll understand!
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
Ohhhh, oooooooo, shit, fuck me. But topping the list has to be “your dick is so big”. I just got a boner typing that. Like really, I’m hard as fuck right now.
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
Put me on the payroll. Like 8 digits a year.
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
I don’t know, I’m the type of guy that try’s to look at someone in their natural element, like when they think no one is looking.
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
Help pay for college….. Thankyou!
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
Um, I know I got a big hug from my high school crush senior year on Valentines day. She said she didn’t think anyone w going to get her anything at all.
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
A guy should only date a girl half his age, plus 7. Especially after the age of 18.
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
I smell my socks. Oh and I watch entirely to much porn.
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
Pass….. No current meme rips popping up.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Today! I love you baby!
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
Rosario Dawson
Jennifer Hudson
Angela Bassett
Angelina Jolie
! Milan Kunis !
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
My girlfriend Apryle.
83. Who was your first kiss with?
LRP
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
I moved out of town abruptly over some my mom was a hater shit. Oh well. She found love and now has wonderful kids.
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
I have!
86. You’ll love me if?
You drink this patron while I finger you? I dunno, stop being so desperate!
- 1. Are looks important in a relationship?
- 2. Are relationships ever worth it?
- 3. Are you a virgin?
- 4. Are you in a relationship?
- 5. Are you in love?
- 6. Are you single this year?
- 7. Can you commit to one person?
- 8. Describe your crush
- 9. Describe your perfect mate
- 10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
- 11. Do you ever want to get married?
- 12. Do you forgive betrayal?
- 13. Do you get jealous easily?
- 14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
- 15. Do you have any piercings?
- 16. Do you have any tattoos?
- 17. Do you like kissing in public?
- 20. Do you shower every day?
- 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
- 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
- 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
- 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
- 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
- 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
- 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
- 28. Have you ever been cheated on?
- 29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
- 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
- 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
- 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
- 33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
- 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
- 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
- 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
- 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
- 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
- 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
- 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
- 41. Have you had sex so far this year?
- 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
- 43. How long was your longest relationship?
- 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
- 45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
- 46. How many times did you have sex last year?
- 47. How old are you?
- 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
- 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
- 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
- 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
- 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
- 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
- 54. Is there someone you will never forget?
- 55. Share a relationship story.
- 56. State 8 facts about your body
- 57. Things you want to say to an ex
- 58. What are five ways to win your heart?
- 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
- 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
- 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
- 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
- 63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
- 64. What is your definition of cheating?
- 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
- 66. What is your favourite roleplay?
- 67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
- 68. What is your sexual orientation?
- 69. What turns you off?
- 70. What turns you on?
- 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
- 72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
- 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
- 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
- 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
- 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
- 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
- 78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
- 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
- 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
- 81. Who are five people you find attractive?
- 82. Who is the last person you hugged?
- 83. Who was your first kiss with?
- 84. Why did your last relationship fail?
- 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
- 86. You’ll love me if
